Saturday, January 23, 2010

I have a hot date tonight!! Tips?

Yes, Apple finally asked me out, and im going on a date with her tonight at an Italian resteraunt. We were going to go to chinese, but then we found out that they serve meals with apples and oranges in them, so we are going to steer clear of them.





Any tips for me tonight? Wish me luck!I have a hot date tonight!! Tips?
save money.stay home and eat each other.I have a hot date tonight!! Tips?
Don't be depressed
First of all,congratulations on your date.I'd dress nice,wear good colonge,bring flowers,show up on time,and just be yourself.Good luck.
Brush your teeth, look her in the eye and laugh at her jokes.
Use protection if there is going to be any exchange of juices!!!
haha just be urself mr. orange :)
This question should be posted in the Singles and Dating section.
Behave yourself-don't make moves on her, scare her off, etc.-(I knew a guy who was like that.) -in otherwords, be a ';gentleman';.(there's some tips) but good luck
..Don't let her squeeze you too hard!
smile :)
Lol....Good luck.Just dont mees up!just act as you normally do and everthing will be just fine.Do tell me if your date was successful later,please.lol...
my life is wasted, just do whatever you want man, best of luck
Don't put on a sour face
make sure you wear your peel
Take is easy. Be yourself. Tell her what you like. Don't forget the great French kiss at the end of date.
you son of a bish that was my lady!
I wish you luck tonight and all nights in future. Stay away from cucumbers, and stick to almonds.
just dont mention your addiction to p%26amp;s!
hv a cool shower 2nte , %26amp; pls apply perfume .
give her a litlle tappity tap tap ;)
if you need tips, then it ain't a hot date





good luck, but why did you wait for Apple to ask you out?
Smell fragrant, as u oranges do!- after your delightful meal you and apple don't squeeze each other too tight or you'll squeeze the life out of each other.


WELL done at pipping the others to the post to bag your woman!!
Yes , get a seat away from the kitchen.
hang in the fridge.
Squeeze her tight and get the Juices flowing ,if you know what i mean ;p
Best of luck and stay away from all bananas.
man~! you are funnay!





Try going to a hawaiian restaurant. Or go to indian ones
don,t wait for the pips
Do not peel or pare each other fully on the 1st date...





(I can tell you ';pine'; apple for her...and make sure the Mango chaperones to keep things properly fruitful)





Save that until you ';orange'; sure you're both in love...





(Save your navel and her seeds for the next time...behave yourselves...don't act like a couple of nasty vegetables...those crass zucchinis and cucumbers are always too much the ';pillars'; of the community...)





Oh...and try not to compare yourselves with each other...it's like...well...it's like that...
With questions like this, you couldnt even get a date with an apple you stupid Fu*K! Grow up and get laid.

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